As all of the characters/people in my book are going to have fancy names, I was thinking of Mr. Christian Azzo recently. (C.AZZO- the Italian readers get the gist:). A name that is incredibly fitting for a guy that had only one thing going for him: his (unfortunately, I am tempted to say..and what a waste) beautiful and well-proportioned dick. The rest wasn't even deserving the term "human". a Swiss guy I was infortunate to have had a (very short) affair with beginning of last year. It wasn't planned as an affair- mind me. I eventually ended up pondering to push him down the stairs of his own home..which was the first time in my life I felt murderous that way. (I am still not over the fact I even thought about it- but three days with him was all it took.)
I was really tempted to name him Mr. Cazzo Inculo at first, but I didn't want to make it too insulting for any Italians who might read the book at some point. So far, it has only abt. 20 pages. But I am promising it is going to be..entertaining. ;)
By the way: this camel looks just like him. ^^..
(source: myspaceantics.com)